A Simple Request

I'm really really really really happy that my brother is my roommate. But, by convincing him to live with me, I've robbed him of that all-important college ritual of dorm life. Thus, he doesn't have many "guy" friends. So, if you're male, and not annoying, will you be friends with my brother?

Note: Older brother and Baby not included, but Army uniform is free at no extra cost!